Scott McNealy’s sense of humor

You can see it here from this page.

“I feel great, lost a few pounds, been working out…how’s it going Jonathan?”

“Some of you must know I’m not CEO anymore, I’m sure Jonathan told you”

“There are some disadvantages of not being CEO, I had to wear my badge to get in today”

Advantages to not being CEO:

10: I don’t have to apologize for stuff I say
9: No longer on the most overpaid CEO list
8: I just say “See Jonathan on that”
7: I read Hockey News without guilt
6: I shave even less often
5: No more SOC certification
4: I have someone to blame now
3: I can sell my last business suit
2: Jonathan doesn’t gold, so I guess I gotta do it
1: My office is VERY close to the men’s room

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